My Likelihood of Committing Murder is -42% !!!!!

If you have a score of 0 or Below: You are the perfect being. Any psychotic tendencies you may possess are neatly balanced by you desire to help others and your devotion to the lord above. Well you could be an excellent human being, but you're most likely in denial. Try the test again, and try to tell the truth this time. If you still get a score of 0 then you may very well be the savior of the entire human race.

This is SOOO off. If I'm the savior of the entire human race, then y'all are screwed. I deserve higher...like a +42 instead:

If you have a score of 21 to 50: Your hit list if pretty short, but you do have one. You know the difference between right and wrong, but you just don't see what the fuss is all about. If you had a choice, you would probably head off down the path of goodness, but if cornered you will fight your way out like a rabid dog. Your balance between light and dark leaves your world bright enough to be "normal" and dark enough so that no one sees the severed head in the closet.

haha *evil laugh*

[link from ms. evil]

PS..thanks evil for showing how a math teacher overlooks a negative sign. LOL.

I'm going to dinner and then bowling with a bunch of Grant's classmates now. YAY! I haven't been bowling in years. I'm gonna suck...since I've always sucked. Goal for the evening: To rank no lower than 2nd to the last in the group. hehe But it should be a blast. yay!!

Good thing I finished grading those exams. Grades are due tomorrow. YUCK!

Crazy things you'll only hear from today's high school students
(or...What I heard from my high school students today. lol)
Student A: Miss...stand by her so you'll get crabs.
student B: Look, I just went to the gynocologist so I'm clean and not pregnant okay!

C: Miss, I'm gonna die in 3 months. He told me so.

D: He said the first of my future kids to pop out will be a boy...and I did have a boy!

How do you know if you have a sinus infection? Other than going to the doctor and having him tell you so.

Dammit. The right side of my head feels like it's gonna explode! And my throat hurts from all the fucking coughing. Bah!!!

I HATE BEING NOT HEALTHY!!!

erg. 3 interview calls in one day...plus one yesterday. I've turned them all down, yet I still have no official confirmation that I'm hired where I think I am. I'm nervous. *crossing fingers*

one thing I've noticed though...females that call take rejection a lot more politely than males. Good thing all of today's ones were women.

Example:
Me: "I've already been offered a position."
Response: "Oh yay! Congratulations. Good luck! Okay, byebye!"

lol

hehehe...perhaps this should be the test to end all tests. ;P

YAY!!!!

DaeHanMinGuk ManSe!!!

lol


Talk about compromising positions. ;P
Look at the guy's face! hahaha

I think I'm getting sick.

I woke up this morning with something stuck in my throat. Then I went through the class day extremely irritable...mainly because I have a bunch of stupid students [stupid as in not knowing when to shut the fuck up and listen - not stupid as in well, stupid], and then by the time I get home I have body aches and a headache. Even now, after a 5 hour nap, I still hurt. =(

I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, but I don't want to sound like a flake/weak ass mofo calling in sick now. erg. Besides, I need the money.

I think i'll go to sleep now.

Go Korea! Beat that Spanish ass! lol

I hate when people turn things against me. But at the same time, I can see where he was coming from. Dammit. I could never stay mad at him for very long. It's always nice to be happy and without worries, don't you think? =)

Have a happy day peoples!

well don't i feel like the bitch today. ugh

New song of the moment above: DJ Encore - I see Right Through To You. woo.

yup. my girlfriend skills officially suck. You don't ever want me to be your gf. I will just irk you and disappoint you when you come back from vacations.

pish posh.

So Grant comes back tomorrow morning. He must be getting ready to go to the airport as we speak. How do I feel about all this? Honestly, I'm not sure. Part of me is elated because I miss him so much. But another part of me is afraid of what I'll do or say when he comes back. I have all these pent up frustrations and insecurities and I know its the last thing he wants to hear when he first comes back from his vacation.

My plan: Just to keep acting as though he's 2000+ miles away. If he calls so be it. I'm not going to exert any more energy than he is. I need a balance. Both sides of the equation have to stay equal...just like with the Properties of Equality that we're covering in summer school.

Oh God, I just referred to Algebra in my blog. It's the end of the world as we know it. ;P

WOOHOO!!!!

Korea beat Italy!!!

I think its the start of a great day, don't you? =) *crossing fingers*

These are so cool. I want one.

dude, i take a 3 hour nap just to sleep off the negativity and what do i get when I wake up? More fucking bitching from my mom. I didn't even do anything and just kept my big mouth shut. WHAT THE HELL YO!! Dammit, I don't need this shit. My moving out deadline has just been moved up to September, or whenever the hell i get my first paycheck. Regardless!
Fuckin A....

I guess I can kiss that vacation to Cali goodbye. =( grrr

fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk

Everything was just peachy until i came home. errrrr.....my mom is such a bitch!!

Dammit. There goes all those warm fuzzy feelings out the window. ARGH!!!

Yay! Today has been very productive indeed.

I've already told you how I went out and bought myself goodies. And I even ate dinner! [which I haven't been doing the last week or so]

But I've just now completed putting together my lesson plan for tomorrow, 2 quizzes for the next 2 days and planning which sections to cover on what days for the rest of the summer term. YAY!!

I really do feel happier when I get things accomplished. I think I'm setting a goal for myself to either jog or hit the beach tomorrow after work. I hope I don't get lazy and I can pull it off. *crossing fingers*

Can you just imagine what it must be like in Korea right now? Soccer mania must be making the whole country crazy fun. Damn. I wish I was there. If anything, I really want a Red Devils soccer jersey. Boo.